ACCURACY OF OUR ACTIONS
Obviously, our goal is to build a gigantic underwear empire and take over the world. With that said, our employees are fairly paid, the Founder is not. Our manufacturing partners take every step imaginable to provide the best underwear known to man - due in part to our anal approach to quality control, but also thanks to our customers who demand nothing less. Integrity, unironically, born of necessity.
COMPANY WIDE CULTURE
Did you know that Turkey is world famous for textile and garment production? Now you do. Wanna know why? Because we manufacture Bunch of Animals there! Seriously, we flew around the globe searching for the best - Turkey was an easy choice. They also don’t use child labour. Our no nonsense approach to hassle free returns comes from knowing that our boxer briefs are of the highest quality. It all makes sense now, doesn’t it?
MUTUALISTIC RELATIONSHIPS
Real recognize real. That’s why we feature every artist we collaborate with, in the hopes that our platform will give them the exposure they deserve. In case you’re wondering, we also pay them. It’s simple, they help us make some really cool shit, and we try to return the favour. Go check em’ out already.
ETHICS APPLIED
We’re going to get a little sappy here, so bare with us. Thank you for buying our briefs. We know, everyone says that, but sincerely, taking this business from concept to actually shipping out orders is effing priceless and still feels surreal. Thank you for making a dream come true. Now quit stalling, wipe your tears, and proceed to checkout.