Let's be honest. Few sights are more scathing than walking in on your parents doing the devil’s dance. But maybe you're blessed with the fortune of a jackpot winner and never had to suffer through an accident like that.
Not so fast. Did you ever enter your parents’ room and felt like there was some mystical aroma hanging in the air? We've got some bad news for you.
In case you haven't already figured it out, what you whiffed in that day was probably the lingering scent of your parents' bedroom rodeo. Yikes!
We're not telling you that to satisfy some sadistic tendencies. The truth is, sex has a distinct smell that most people can tell.
So if someone says, "It smells like sex in here", don't mistake that for a figure of speech. Some people are pretty good at sniffing out sex, women in particular.
But what exactly does it smell like? Let's sniff it out.
Sex smells like a chaotic concoction of sea salt, earthy fumes, and raw human scents. If that sounds vague, it is!
Because, surprise, surprise, the smell of sex is as unique as the individuals having it. It can range from intensely arousing aromas to something barely noticeable, if that.
Heck, not only does it vary from person to person, but even your diet, lifestyle, and condom of choice can change it dramatically.
In other words, there is no single smell of sex. That said, there are a few consistent ingredients that make up the most of this distinct aroma. Let’s find out.
Sex is like a workout. You know it’s good when your whole body is dripping with sweat by the end. You can put some antiperspirant on your armpits, but your butt, balls, knees, and even your chest will sweat anyway.
So unless you’re going missionary style under the chilly breeze of an air conditioner, there’s going to be plenty of sweat. And spoiler alert: sweat smells!
In fact, your crotch has the same kind of bacteria as your armpits, which is why the sweat from a steamy romp packs a punch.
That’s not all. There are many factors that can change the scent of your sweat. Things like your diet, health, lifestyle, and even the medications that you take. But above all else, what you wear under your pants has the largest impact.
Just think about it. If you wear polyester or non-breathable underwear that traps moisture and suffocates your balls all day long, you’re not going to have a good time.
That broth of sweat and bacteria is going to launch an invasion of your partner's nostrils. Not cool!
That's why you need Micro Modal underwear in your life. This revolutionary fabric makes for the best men's underwear that lets both your balls and your partner breathe.
Apart from keeping your crotch fresh, you shouldn't sweat about anything else. And don’t even think about spraying oodles of cologne on your body. The raw and bittersweet scent of your body is arousing for both men and women.
Before the deed even begins, vaginas release fluids in an answer to the feelings of arousal. Penetration then drills out mucked up liquids to make things wetter. Finally, vaginas produce extra liquids to keep things slippery, smooth — and moving.
To put it short, a big part of the smell of sex is the vaginal fluids that have a distinct aroma of their own. But what does it smell like? It's impossible to pin it down to one specific scent, as it depends on your partner's diet, lifestyle, hygiene routine, pH level, and countless other factors.
In other words, there's a broad range involved. So it could be a strong scent or it may not have any odor whatsoever. But if something smells fishy as you go serve down in the trenches, that's your cue for a retreat.
If you think semen doesn’t have a smell, take a deep whiff and think again. About 99% of semen is made of enzymes, proteins, and other alkaline compounds that collectively make up a distinct smell.
Again, the specific scent can change depending on your diet and other factors. But it’s typically going to smell like bleach or even seawater.
Now here’s the interesting part. Vaginal juices are acidic. Whereas semen is alkaline. When the two mix up, they create a unique musk that’s far more pungent than each individually. Who knew sex is the perfect class on practical chemistry!
Condoms aren’t exactly known for their delightful scent. Put one close to your nose and you’ll know what rubber smells like. Can you see where we’re going with this?
When you’re deep into ground and pound, your condom is going to heat up and it may smell like someone’s burning rubber — because that’s exactly what you’re doing. You could throw some lube on it, but that’s going to add a tang of its own.
Does that mean you should throw the condom away and do it like the old days? Of course not! The slight shift in smell is 100% worth the protection.
The next time you get into a pants-off dance-off with your partner, take a moment to appreciate the aromatic concoction of your hard work. It’s as unique as the two of you, and that’s just beautiful.